T H E M E






fish and swallow
I raise my head and look at the moon, I lower my head and think of home.

Michelle. Amateur photographer and aspiring short film maker. New Zealand.

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

Apr 25  72,901 notes © pr1nceshawn

hajandrade:

Tanigami Konan (Japanese, 1879 - 1928), Peonies

Apr 24  20 notes © hajandrade

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

Apr 24  10,495 notes © nicrouleau

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

Apr 24  278,634 notes © stigmartyr762

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

Apr 24  712,152 notes © princessveroni

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

Apr 21  200,837 notes © 4gifs

wasabi-monster:

belphemonsleepmode:

OK BUT CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS. SAKURACON IS SO LEGIT DONT EVEN TALK TO ME

i was super happy to see these all over the place and only experienced like two people not asking before pictures this year it was great 

we-came-here-to-fuckshitup:

wearejohnlocked:

mareeps:

humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid

sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach

ok

Apr 21  350,496 notes © neptunain

kyleehenke:

my favorite headline of all time

Apr 21  122,820 notes © kyleehenke